Shattered-Waters

This is to all of my fanfiction.net peeps, and to anyone who wants to learn how to write a quick, less-than-five sentences summary of their fanfiction or story. 1. For the love of all that is good fanfiction/writing, stop writing summaries like this: A story about a boy and a girl that meet on vacation...Sry I suck at summaries. Plz read. It's good I promise. I am so much better at writing stories than writing summaries. Before you even try to give me an excuse, let me give you a fact. 99.99999999% of readers DO NOT EVEN BOTHER TO READ YOUR STORY BECAUSE OF THAT. I can't tell you how many times I have seen that on FFN and I just keep on scr

"Denizen, you rotten cutthroat!" Kaly yelled from under the pirate. Her voice was only slightly muffled by the floor. "Get off of me or I'll–" "Or you'll what?" Denizen snarled. "Throw a cantrip at me?" He glanced at Adheera, but the other female only stared with wide eyes; she did not approach. He returned his attention to the healer beneath his knee. "I could crush you before you breathed another word if you raised your blade again." Kaly stilled. Denizen knew she could still fight, if she must; he'd sparred with her often enough over the years, and watched her do tricks he could never match. And he hadn't attempted to injure her; h

Starling City Hall, April 20, 2000, noon Leonard wasn't sure what to expect from meeting with the District Attorney, but whatever it was, this wasn't it. First there had been Quentin's warning when he'd come by to escort Leonard to one of the jail's shower rooms. The room in question was private, intended to allow former inmates to clean up when they were released, unlike the larger shower room used on a daily basis by the jail's current residents, but Leonard was under no allusions about his impending freedom. He still needed to persuade the DA and a judge to go along with their plan before he could officially be released; even assuming su

Nicknames: Cloak and Dagger They've never given their true names; Wisp, their "superior" within Celestia's Royal Guard, called them by those names once as a joke, and the names managed to stick... much to everypony else's annoyance. They do not, however, identify themselves by any sort of name (not even the nicknames) when on duty; the nicknames are effectively for social reasons only. Gender: Both androgynous, and neither is willing to commit to an answer. For sake of clarity, Cloak is usually referred to as female, and Dagger as male (this bio follows that assumption)... though some ponies have assumed differently. Species: Cloak, a fire

Take any story you've read or written. Pick a favorite line, or the title, or the tagline, or even the synopsis. Visit BadTranslator or a similar site, and run the chosen text through--the more translations, the better. Now use the final translation as your writing prompt.